FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

!WHY?

Because we can. But more than that, we have an opportunity with our skill sets to HELP people. So to throw it back to you, Why not?

WHERE IS YOUR FUNDING?

Great question. ‘Nowhere’. We’re starting at ground zero. If you have any inclination of desire. Hit the contact page. Thank you.
UPDATE: as of 06/22/2023 we have recieved a grant from Parexel in Waltham, MA. They were founded in 1982 and currently have a net worth of 3 billion. We were granted an initial amount of $250,000. Please keep in mind, some of these funds are to cover personal income, for the time being.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

We’re not understanding the question. With all due respect, what is wrong with you? Good luck. We love you. XOXO

WHERE DO YOU COME OFF?

Typically at the same offramp every day. Not sure of the question. More importantly, are you okay?

GET SOME HELP JERK OFF!

HAHAHA. I believe it’s “jerkoff” as in one word. Also, personally, ME, Kevin Goldman is seeing two therapists. You?
Futhermore that was not a “question”.